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Tooth paste can smell bad too.
Thursday, March 30, 2006 11:08 AM
You know, the people in this office have a good habit - that is, they brush their teeth after lunch.
Yeah! I mean, this is what the pri schools have been trying to promote for years, but in vain. Remember the days where you have to line up by the sink and start scrubbing ur teeths with a terribly fierce nurse watching ur back while u are at it? I bet the nurse will be happy to see what these staff are doing.

However, it is a pain for those who use the toliet after they finish brushing. I have NO IDEA why, but this particular toliet smells of shit all the time. Even when there is no sign of it in the toliet bowl of every cubicals (unless the shit is coated with trasparent liquid). Note: the toliet is very clean 'cept for the smell.

So, can you imagine what the odour is like when u mix shit and cogate? It makes me wanna puke.
Newspapers doesn't go with MRT
Monday, March 20, 2006 9:54 AM
I have this BIG issue with people who read NEWSPAPERS on the MRT. Is the short trip to Raffles Place so unbearably boring? Is 30 mins as long as Huang He?

The morning MRT is like a can of sardine. No, it is worse then a can of sardines. At least Sardines are not squashed and meshed up when u open it. But humans in the MRT are. Damn. U see faces pressed against the glass doors so bad u think they will need a plastic surgery when they step out later.

So. This is the problem. They take up thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss much space (*Note: even a space of 30 cm in diameter is considered large in this case). Some times i feel like tearing their papers into shreds. ARRGGGHH.
Exciting life.
Friday, March 10, 2006 10:45 AM
How exciting can life get? Take a look at the situation in Thailand.

3,000 people marching iinto S'pore embassy in Thailand, Bombs going off in Royal's adviser's home, and then 10,000 farmers treking across Bangkok to supprt Thaksin. That's exciting. So what's next, a big civil war killing 100,000 ppl?

You see, that's the controversy. Do u want a government system like tt of S'pore, or one like that of Thailand? Do you wanna live a peaceful yet silent life or fight for your idealogy?

I prefer the former. Haha, typical S'porean huh. As long as i have a job and some cash to shop, what does politics matter?
My Jap Class!
Thursday, March 09, 2006 2:41 PM
Yesterday was SUPPOSE to be the day my first jap lesson starts, til I found out that the class has been POSTPONED when i went down there to pay the fees. Why? Because there's only a total of 2 pathetic souls who signed up (including myself that is)

Actually i called the CC in the evenings before going down. I was transfered to this guy (who sounded like a young adult). I was like, good! Maybe now we will have a cute guy at the CC's reception table.

To my horror, the lesson was postponed to 22nd Mar (the Tentative date). So I made my mom make a waste trip down with me. Damn.

So the thing is this, I am supposed to be mad at the guy who told me the wrong information. But oddly enough, his good looks and apologies kinda melt the anger away.

I guess I am guilty of judging others by their looks. But again, who says looks ain't important? I think it makes a whole hell of a difference.
sec·re·tar·ies
Tuesday, March 07, 2006 9:14 AM
I think most secretaries are grumpy aunties complaining about everything all the time, as contradictory to that of sexy bombshells baring their silky smooth legs in front of bosses.

At level 12, we have our ALL TIME GOOD FRIEND - Nor*****. And, the forver complaining E****.
At level 3, we have the super irritable La* (or was it Ra*?)

But at level 31st sits my all time fav Secretary - Faridha! Lucky Simon Lambert. He must be luckier than those who won the jackpot TOTO prize during CNY. Good secretaries are really gems. :)