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Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:28 PM
很久很久以前, 有一个人独自乘坐一艘船, 飘洋过海来到南极的一个小岛.

岛上住着五十只可爱的小鵸鸸. 它们个个脸上都带着满足的神情.

那人很好奇. 小鵸鸸为和能天天都那么开心?
于是, 他便问身旁的一只鵸鸸: ''你每天都做些什么?''
那鵸鸸回答道: ''也没什么, 不就是吃饭, 睡觉和打小滚滚啦.''

那人心想, 不可能! 这些事情不足以让鵸鸸们每天都那么开心! 他不甘心. 于是便也问了另一只鵸鸸同样的问提. 另一只鵸鸸也同样回答道: ''没什么, 不就是吃饭, 睡觉和打小滚滚啦!''

他连续问了其他的四十八只鵸鸸. 他们全都给了相同的答案.....直到第五十只....

第五十只鵸鸸的回答是: ''没什么. 就是吃饭和睡觉嘛.''

问题来了. 为什么第五十只鵸鸸没有打小滚滚呢?

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答案: 因为第五十只鵸鸸的名字就叫'小滚滚'!

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Hahahas. The above joke is the courtesy of Gun2Gun3 Loh (Hahahs, u know who you are).
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:19 PM
Omg.

One look at XT's blog made me feel like an under-achiever. :o

I think she's really a Super Women.

Dragon Boating, Mentoring, Golfing, and Scoring all the As.

Me? Eating, Slacking, Day dreaming, Kick-Boxing-ing, (and the kick boxing isn't even those serious type. It's those for leisure... and aunties. LOL! :p) and Scoring all the Bs.

My. Oh my. Oh my God.
3:35 PM
Once you post something out of the box (or some would say, shocking. Refer to Jan 15 entry), the whole world knows about it.

Hahaha. It's a good way to get publicity, and PERHAPS, a good method to 'enlarge' my social circle? Well, the latter point has YET to be proven.

But anyway, I would like to express my heart felt thanks to YR, Lao Yan and Mic for their Invitation to Treat (help me expand my social circle), as well as to all others who found my entry amusing. :D Hahaha. It's always fun to make ppl laugh. :D (sincerely. no sarcasm here! Really!)

Hahas :)
3:35 PM
This is to Lao Yan:

GET WELL SOON !!!!!
Friday, January 19, 2007 12:37 AM
Freak.

My things are breaking down one after another.

First, the stone on the pendent fell out.

Then the sole of of my track shoes kena detached.

Now the mouse is failing.

ARRGGHH
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:31 PM
Oh my. The EXTRACT of the judgement from Donoghu v Shevenson's 7 freaking pages long.

It blew me off my feet just by reading IT. IT meaning the 1st 2 pages. I think I shall stop here. No point reading on. It's gonna do me no good except to spoil my eyesight and waste my time.

But Biz law still seems interesting to me, despite the chiem english and all.
Your learn something new everyday.
Monday, January 15, 2007 11:39 PM
1) My cat likes SunShine Bread. Oh my. Cats and bread? I would never have thought of this combi, ever. Until I was eating my bread the other day, and my cat was sniffing at it. Out of a sudden, he took a bite. But too bad kitty, I got fast reaction ok. Hahas. I gave him 2 small pieces in the end.

2) In 20 years time, I wouldn't want to go back home only to face the 4 walls and a cat. Hai~ Man, I hope there is someone out there who wants me. Not that I am very desperate or anything...

But..... come to think of it again. I am KINDA desperate. :p

So, I told myself, if I am still single at 25, I shall seek help from some 婚姻介绍所. This is to prepare for the future. Hahahs.
What came over me?
Saturday, January 06, 2007 7:05 PM
Gosh, I don't know what came over me, but yesterday, I bought 2 books of stickers - Winnie the Pooh and the black n white pig whose name I am not sure of.

Gosh.