I . Have . Retarded . Classmates . For . AB213 . Tutorials.
Retard no. 1 :
My AB213 tutorial and lecture are back to back with each other. And it so happens that the lecturer and tutor is the same person. Tutorial's at the south spine, while lecture's all the way in north spine. The tutor suggested that we start and end 15mins earlier to facilitate movements. And Retard no.1 said something really stupid:
Retard no. 1, 'I cannot come 15 mins earlier.'
Tutor, 'Why?'
Retard no. 1 (with a smirk on his face, thinking he is damn smart to hv come up with such a reason), 'Cannot. I drive to school. Difficult to find free parking lots at this timing. So I will sure be late one.'
Some classmate, 'Then take MRT la.'
Retard no. 1, 'Then I will let down the one who gave me the car if I don't drive it.'
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Retard no. 2:
We have to come up with a research topic as part of the assesment for this module. And we were told to do Basic Research (I shall not be bothered to explain what this is in details). And while we brain stormed, we just jot down anything that came to mind. Things like, 'Why people lie', 'What is common sense'.. yada.. yada.. yada..
We need to consult the tutor about the topic before we are able to start. And Retard no. 2 could not wait to show the tutor all the stupid topics we have come up with, in hope that the tutor could close her eyes, and just mini maini mini mo, pick a topic from the list for us to do and then we can chop chop finish the discussion. But the fact is that the tutor thinks we are idiots asking her senseless questions.
The list is crap as far as I can see. Hmm... Maybe we should research on 'Why is Retard no.1 and 2 are is so retarded'.
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And did I mention that the above 2 retards are retard is from Actuarial Science? History is repeating itself...
I am starting to believe that the smarter you are in studies, the more retarded you will behave.
Labels: School
Monday, January 14, 2008 11:36 PM
Today marks my First visit to our all new NBS Student's Lounge.
It's quite a great place ... for slacking and sleeping.
YR said they should buy white cushion. I said that it's not advisable cause the drool marks will show. Yr made a good pt when she replied, 'Actually the red and the black cushions most probably has drool marks on them too. Just that we can't see it.'
Yeah. Nvm. Cannot see is appx. equals to assume don't have. Hahas.
And oh yes. Just checked out my accumulated GPA. I miscalculated. It's not 3.48. HENG.Labels: School
Friday, January 11, 2008 11:37 PM
Happy New Year Everyone!
School started 1 week ago.
The sad thing is that it already felt like wk 12.
I miss my december.Labels: thoughts